Dear Katy Perry

I just made a new MySpace friend named Em J, like 5 minutes ago, and she had written this letter to Katy Perry on her blog. I have been raving about this dumb skank every god damned time I hear "I Kissed A Girl" so I absolutely love what she wrote and have decided to repost it here because I AGREE WITH EVERY DAMN WORD. I absolutely hate this trendy "girls kissing girls to get attention from boys and then calling themselves bisexual" non-sense. It's fucking retarded. Sexual orientation doesn't just suddenly change, especially not for the promise of free drinks. Die on fire, Katy Perry. Die. On. Fire.


"Dear Katy Perry,

Thanks for setting bisexuals back another 10 years. "I kissed a girl, just to try it, hope my boyfriend don't mind it...."????? Excuse me, I just vomited in my mouth a little bit. The fact that this song is the number 1 single in America just adds insult to injury. Wow, being "bi" for attention is soooooo trendy right now. If you are a bar slut who makes out with other girls for attention/free drinks, you are not bi, you are a SKANK. A bisexual is someone who has relationships with both men AND women, not a drunken whore who makes out with her friends to turn her boyfriend on. Katy Perry, I hate you. I especially hate you because any time you are interviewed about kissing girls/being "bi", etc., you give stupid, evasive answers and refuse to admit whether or not you have even kissed a girl. ICK ICK ICK! Just FYI, Jill Sobule wrote a song called "I kissed a girl" like 10 fuckin years ago, and at least the lyrics were good, it was somewhat realistic, and it was provocative. And at least she wrote it herself. Unlike you. I think I speak for all bisexuals when I say, "We do not want 'I Kissed a Girl'" to be considered some kind of "bi anthem". You suck at singing and you suck at life."